Has anyone tried throwing salt on him though?

He sounded like Gail the Snail from Always Sunny.

It’s not vulgar, it’s just locker room talk.

I can only rationalize Rudy’s Trump Fuckfest as Trump has some heinous dirt on Rudy like he masterminded 9/11 or wears Crocs on the weekend...

I call bullshit.

More like hurriCAN

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Unfortunately, more and more sites are moving to require a facebook or google account and anymore you need to verify by text message to get one of those. It is becoming increasingly difficult to remain anonymous on the internet.

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A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

Seriously? Larry Fedora? Did Mike Vape take a job elsewhere?

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

And Harambe!!!

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

It’s okay. I cheated against you. It was with my wife each time.

You were then a Cabin Man.

I like the cut of your jib re: #6. Cleaning out my ears is strangely soothing for me.

Also, I can’t say I’ve never used duct tape and toilet paper as a bandage.