This has been an ongoing twitter feed for over five years!

What are you, 5?

Outlawed in 2037

Dollar dog day on a Wednesday in Oakland right after the unemployment checks were mailed out. It was like a civil war hospital in the restrooms.

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

I am a time traveler from the year 2055 here is my list

I feel like fries, all-encompassing, deserves a mention. Sit down with a cup and anyone you’re with will scarf a fistful, which is untrue of the nachos with a sauce made from melted polyester pants.

The high-ranking others are all spot on as they’re tied to a ballpark somehow, especially the batting helmet for the ice…

Don’t forget the other thing they all have in common: none are legally eligible to be president.

but even that small chance of success gives him a leg up

<crickets>

Ted Cruz was touched, and somewhat jealous, at the sight of someone actually wanting to kiss their Papa.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Guess Who’s Coming to the Play Date?

Boyz 2 Men has to be the winner.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

And you see how well that worked out! 150 years later, and boom, you’ve got Colin Farrell over here impregnating out daughters LEFT AND RIGHT. Oh lordy, how I long for the good old pre-Irish days, when a man was a man, unless he was physically owned by another man....

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

Hey, I love that movie! Cage and Travolta, right?

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.