lol, you literally just did the longform version of #notallwhitepeople.
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(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?
Dude, a bullet to the head didn’t stop her. You think your noodle arms are gonna do shit to her?
I can show you the world
USADA: We’re going to allow this. Any objections?
Pacquiao: [can’t raise hand]
Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.
Nice! way to hate on a city because they were subject to a terrorist attack. you are a classy guy!
I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.
Goodell could redeem himself with two words. Weird Al.
Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.
Paul Rudd’s line “you have something in your nose. it’s a fart!” is something I do to my fiance all the time now. She says she hates it, but she still laughs.
Does it have internet? Lotta good things on that internet.
Does it have internet? Lotta good things on that internet.
They’re really trying to get his SSN.
Wow, can we have another round with a sub $100 price point?
Wow, can we have another round with a sub $100 price point?
Good news Jet fans! You now get to see Brady win in New York on a weekday!
Your statement and mine don’t conflict.
Total fail, Greg.
Wait. Is She-Gambit a thing? Fuck you. You made that up. You drew that in study hall in sixth grade and hope Kevin Feige is gonna see it and hire you. I know how this shit works. THEY NEVER CALL, MAN. LET IT GO.