I like how the girl’s hair is mostly stationary while doing triple digits in a convertible. 

Missing the CCTV footage of a Sherrif throwing his hat on the ground

“and there was said to be some damage to the Hyundai’s windshield after breaking through the arm at the exit of the drawbridge.”

Are they demanding it from you (aka the family), or her estate? If you, you can tell them to piss up a rope. This is a debt they accrued with the estate, and it will have to wait until such a time as the estate can be settled due to banking issues. This is a debt her estate owes, and those are not transferable to…

Uh.... No, they were supposed to deposit SOME money, but accidentally fat fingered a bunch of numbers.  So it’s like I went to pay you $20 for lunch, but accidentally gave you 20 Bens instead of 20 $1s, because I’m blind and put them in the wrong part of my wallet.

Naw she knows what she did and damn you for making me side with the police! I may never forgive you.

“That doesn’t include the cost of the repairs that will have to be made to the canal itself or the overtime for the folks who helped free the monster container ship.”

Really, $1 billion is chunk of change compared with what Egypt lost while the Ever Given was jammed in the Suez Canal, blocking all traffic. Egypt lost $95 million in transit fees alone during the six-day closure.

Pretending that you can’t read. Good job.

I also don't get her claim that Seth Rogen offered her a "bribe" to stay. She wanted to quit and he made an offer to keep her from quitting. That's negotiation, not a bribe, and it happens all the time when companies want to keep talent from leaving.

A 32-33 yo woman went to producers to try to get out of a legal contract because she didn’t want to work with or was afraid of the director and headliner of the movie AND CRIED.

Considering you seem to dislike the majority of AV Club commenters nearly as much as the bulk of them seem to dislike you, I can’t help but wonder why you stick around. Is your entire goal really just to spread your own misery around as much as possible?

Considering you seem to dislike the majority of AV Club commenters nearly as much as the bulk of them seem to dislike you, I can’t help but wonder why you stick around. Is your entire goal really just to spread your own misery around as much as possible?

I said out loud “You came back?!” when he showed back up. He’d have been better off taking the L and staying gone, because he looked even dumber when he demanded that apology and she was like “... Nah,” cool as she wanted to be.

Every other white mediocre man who wants to fail upward is waiting.

Who the ever-loving hell looks at Piers Morgan and goes “hold my beer”??

“Ford then slapped the Merkur badge onto it and it sold a little better, but I could buy a V8 Mustang for cheaper.”

No. A convertible Camaro, any convertible Camaro, is the worst Camaro.

I have somewhat inadvertently ended up as the owner of a 2021 LT1 Convertible

It’s a common problem in sales, and choices in general.