Good God, that smile. I cannot handle it. His wife must take a ton of drugs.

And as things trickle down — as they’re going to because it’s America A FUCKING UNICORN WONDERLAND

Thinking about it today, I am hoping she is secretly preparing a cabinet and appointments when the recounts come in. !!!

Love it when you guys work over the weekend and make my Monday morning happy with lots of articles!

You mean your oldest friend person who mocked you and called you names.

He meant “exacerbated” right?

I got a Paraguard after my abortion-never pregnant before that. It has given me really heavy flows and lots of cramps and generally been pretty miserable, but I have figured out how to handle it somewhat after 4 years. Plus, no more babies.

No expert here, but I have really changed my opinion about college sports. I used to think it was a shame that kids didn’t finish their degree. What will they fall back on? I would rather see them enter the pro’s but with some serious financial support and advice so they can get their degree later if necessary. Fuck…

He ate all the farmers.

My vegan friend has offered herself up to us in case we run out of food. She figures she is the best choice as she is 100% organic and free-range. We accepted her offer. Quite nice to have that covered since it’s obvious the apocalypse is upon us.

Not one friend corrected her grammar? No true friends.

This episode of This American Life with Nikole Hannah-Jones is worth a listen if you haven’t already. Desegregation worked until we (whites, the judicial system) thought racism was no longer a problem.

WTF is a Reince Priebus? Whenever I see his name for some reason it reminds me of Prince Albert in the slang sense and gives me the shivers.

Resident and employer in rural WNC here...our county voted in every republican on the ballot at local, state and federal levels. We have a very low unemployment rate but over 30% of our population is over 65. We have the second best school system in the state but kids who go to college don’t come back, and the ones…

Pence looks like the quintessential villain

Agreed- figure head. He will have people and monitors. There is no way he will actually be in charge and if he tries there will be dire consequences for him.

my friend who literally runs an orphanage for women and children comes after anyone who posts against ridiculous right wing ideas. He is so great in person, such a troll online.

Amazing edits! I know Starbucks has done nice things for its employees, but it just reeks of Pier 1 to me. I worked there about 20 years ago for $5/hour until I could no longer tolerate the overwhelming stench of eucalyptus. Before I worked there it seemed like such a great company. Working there made me realize that…

I live just north of this area of South Carolina. The day this came out his office people called all their clients and pulled every sign from every yard in the area. Everyone is blown away. I can’t believe the licensing board did not check out his story. And why the hell does it take two months for the police to find…

My boyfriend goes hiking with his ex-wife to keep things friendly. I think of them gettin’ down in the leaves. I have thought a few times why don’t I just hang out with her...but then remember how many friends she tried to turn against me and think better of it.