Fastest, most beautifulest babies ever!

Best line

Same- even my bus driver is like “there’s still time honey!” OMG

:::receives pic of Belgian ale:::

My bf played “Gettin Jiggy Wit It” last night and it made me think about Will and his kids. Will seems (seemed?) pretty down to earth and I can’t help thinking that there are days he looks at his freaky ass kids and thinks WTF? This is all Jada’s doing.

Did anyone else see 13th yet? Newt Gingrich shows up and says extremely coherent things about the historical context of racism and criminality in our government. I was like What? I just lumped him into the old white man/misogynist/GOP/racist category. He is the last person I thought would be supporting the film. My…

WTF dictionary.com? Oops I penetrated you without force? laws of physics don’t apply with rape?

Small spread but hopefully enough!!

My addled brain was getting jon lovett and lovitz confused. Imagine favreau/lovitz speeches?

Yes! We have 3 peach trees- have tried everything- nets, spray, you name it. Squirrels win every time. We have had maybe 10 peaches off the trees in 20 years. Most of them end up half-eaten and thrown on the ground.

It has supposedly been rescinded but every trick in the book is coming out now to keep voters away, especially black voters.

redistricting, redistricting, redistricting

Got gas still down in Polk Co!

I saw this coupling earlier this week and all I can think of it all the shit relationships I went through in my 20's and poor Ariana. Even all the money in the world doesn’t help a girl gloss over this streak. If she knew how beautiful she was inside/out she would not date this guy.

Except when they blackface

He is just...ugh. The ladies need an intervention.

pedicured monkey feet?

Martha had me at Snoop Pot

Just saw it in the head tilt of the article photo- Renee’s new face- is old renee + SJP

Is she in hay? tinsel? a wire factory? Is it itchy? I worry about her chigger bites.