With almost 2M views you take “any excuse” seriously!

Jared, horrible. Jared’s lawyers, most horriblest.

I used to fly alone when I was a kid, early 80's ish. It was the bomb! Stewardesses gave you whatever you wanted. They took it seriously also. My dad had grown a mustache unlike on his ID and they wouldn’t let him take me home until they verified him somehow. I was an attention starved kid and those are great…

Quite the rug he’s sporting!

I thought it would be awesome to be a long-haul trucker. See the sights, no boss. Then my current work introduced me to said truckers-holy crap, they are really strange, have very stressful schedules, and everything is hurry up and wait. Especially with the technology to be responsible for today- no thanks. It really…

snorted at Joseph Goerbells. Jesus. Then pondered- Joseph Gerbils?

Same thing is about to happen in NC. McCrory is behind 9 points and well-funded right wing pacs outside the state are sponsoring ads to close the gap. UGH

Hooters Hoes?

My black earth sciences teacher in 8th grade, Mr. Lee, would forego my name completely and alternately call me “little japanese girl” and “little jewish girl” depending on which WWII flashbacks he was suffering from that day. Super cool dude but crazy as a loon.

Thank you- We really enjoy each other and were friends first for a long time, and I imagine will continue to be friends no matter what. I’ll see what the list says!

Thanks- yeah, I have definitely had an outside focus and inside has been neglected. It is so strange how men do that, at least in my experience. He has a great job, works through his feelings, etc etc but somehow demands focus without saying anything. Thank you

I agree, not his fault. Thanks for your input.

Hey Internets- I have a great boyfriend. Really sweet, generous, handsome, in shape. I helped him raise his teenagers the last 4 years we have been together. During that time I have fallen off a truck and got a concussion, still have muffled hearing, been bitten by a mystery bug in bed and my arm skin fell off for…

How has SNL never made an “FLDS Woman” commercial like the old FDS commercials? That jingle is all I think of when I see those initials. It could be great!

Where Is What Is Lincoln Chafee

Does Stacey have no mirrors in her house? Between this and the story about her spousal support I think she is in the midst of a mammoth case of denial.

I was at GW in early 90s- some of my friends were from Kuwait and Lebanon. We drove around in their Honda’s. My friend from Kuwait used her Honda bumpers to parallel park in between the bmw’s on the street because “That’s what bumpers are for!” Good times. GW was full of bros and chicks in baseball caps from NY/NJ. I…

LOL @ loose bones. The next most googled medical condition.

Ohio, meet your long-lost sister, North Carolina.

My drivers license renews this year. The one I have is from 2008. I looked at that pic yesterday and thought about my life back then, and my life now. Back then I was about to break up with my boring, complaining boyfriend, which felt great! I thought I really wanted my own kids. I was going to try to get pregnant…