HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

srsly. it's like everytime i read or see something mildly nice i just tear right up.

I am losing my edge in my old age. Stuff like this used to never affect me. Lately I can't stop being an emotional wreck over these. First it was the British department store one with the penguin, then the really emotionally exploitative British grocery store one about the Christmas Truce, now this. All the feels. All…

I've fought and defeated over thirty animals on this list. #CrimingWhileWhite

I cannot believe you would just go on the internet and tell lies! (Who would do that?) I demand that you purchase 23 tropical fish immediately and post photos of them here. It is the only way that you will ever make it up to us and I also hear it is a good way to meet people.