I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

We appreciate the grace with which the nominees, the Academy, ABC, and Jimmy Kimmel handled the situation.

Oooh, Piece of Candy!

“Two words for you, Ma...”

When the Demon Hellcat comes out will Tesla just release a software update called Demon Killer to troll the Mopar boys?

During times of great upheaval, like The Great Depression and WWII, don’t people prefer light, frivolous entertainment? Just like during the crash of the 1930's, what we need now is musicals, romantic comedies, uplifting music, weed and harcore porn, not this depressing bullshit.

Breakfast with their wives, dinner with their mistresses, and cocktails with their boyfriends?

If they* actually did a sexy magazine featuring “normal” bodies, in a variety of sizes, genders, races, ages, etc. I would be 100% there for it. Nudity can be great! And sexy nudity can be great too! I think a solid 80% of the issues I have with nudey mags would go away if they didn’t define “sexy” so narrowly.

OILY SENSITIVE SKIN HIGH FIVE

OILY SENSITIVE SKIN HIGH FIVE

Firm grip, two pumps, release.

Thirst.

This is so deliciously good.

I feel like this about so many of these issues. I want to sit these people down and let them know that normal people do not spend all their time thinking about where people go to the bathroom and what kind of sex their neighbors are having.

Lemonade really should have won. She got cheated, that sucks. 25 as much as I liked it, it was a budget Celine Dion album.

Because the police do not give a shit about people who are not police.

She was my favorite girl... ‘til the Rebellion movie.

I still feel for her, though.

MADOKA MOM IS #1

Ahh! Guard over saddle is my preference too! Not nearly enough Guard cars out there, or perhaps it’s better because of it.

After getting asspacked by a church van in my Ecoboost Stang. I’d say based on that alone, I’d buy another.

It is weird how companies have different products for different people. We should really all start just liking the same thing and having the same tastes.