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I lost it at “Sherman Oaks Guitar Center”. And now I gotta clean cherry soda off my laptop. Thanks for the laugh I needed it.

yup. there it is.

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Wagons are amazing. I would never have considered one until I found myself driving a 1992 Ford Escort Wagon. Beat up and ugly as it was it was a blast to drive, roomy as hell and refused to die. My partner makes fun of my love for wagons but I can’t wait to get out my truck and back into a wagon.

AGH! I’m right there with you! My old ass turntable will not play nice with my new age gear and it’s not fair!!!!

Thank you for this story. I know what I’m getting my mom for Christmas next year. This will be the most fun I’ve had at her expense in YEARS! I used to record mixtapes and later burn mix cd’s for her and mail them home every year and I would always sneak a few weird/obnoxious/vulgar songs on them as a little surprise.

My mom had that same model I swear to Bob! Many a night as a kid I would sneak out of bed to listen to her records or the radio after everyone else had gone to bed. That thing gives me the warm and fuzzies.

Full disclosure... I still have these pants somewhere in the depths of my closet. And you can pry my chunky heeled tennis shoes off of my cold, dead, rainbow toe sock covered feet! My hands will be clutching my VHS copy of Spice World.

Moving into my 30s was such a relief. 22-25 was the most difficult, pressure filled, disastrous and disappointing period of my entire life and that’s saying a lot. My lil sis is now 24, post college, waiting tables and just as lost as miserable as I was at that age and my mom keeps riding her so hard. The awkwardness

He wants the kids for that sweet child support money he could stand to rake in as long as she’s making more money than him. Because he’s terrible. People are terrible. LEAVE SOFIA VERGARA ALONE!

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20% Off Bare Minerals right now with code SHARE and free shipping on foundation purchases. Jus sayin!

Ugh IKR. What is the answer to this ridiculousness? I got sticks for arms and legs and all my fat accumulates in my arleady short torso. It has always been this way! It was this way when I ran 4+ miles a day and lifted weight and played sports! WHY WHY WHYYYY

oh my god i want to pet it and love it and snuggle it forever! what a pup!

What a crock! I’m all of 5'3 and have dated men from 5'2 to 6'9 and trust me..... if two people want to bone it’s gonna happen! Where there’s a will there’s a way! I can’t believe people actually use that as an excuse! Ok, yes I can but still! COME ON PEOPLE! 

I’ve always wondered about that MUF product! I recently switched from Bare Minerals original formula to Smashbox Photo Filter Foundation and really love it. For me the color match is much better and paired with a medium coverage concealer in strategic places (vs full liquid foundation coverage) I can actually seeeeee

I’ve always wondered about that MUF product! I recently switched from Bare Minerals original formula to Smashbox

FINALLY!

Ugh I was thinking the same. From out of the arms of an abusive asshole to in front of the camera of a known skeeve. Not a good sign. Just... giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl get it together already.

Ya know while this specific problem could be solved by moving her into another class...I think my knee jerk reaction would also be to peace out. I worry the coverage of this nationally and especially locally could have ramifications for the kiddo despite none of this being her fault. I would definitely be concerned

Ugh you made me Kinja. Have a star.