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I mean, by dropping the ashes you’re littering so.....

What is this? I just don’t understand. This kid is like 10. Joaquin Phoenix is like 50. How does this work?

Outsourced Lynching. 

I’m pretty sure “don’t engage the stepmom” doesn’t mean “avoid her like she has the plague.” Take 3 seconds to confirm that you have the right house and that you are leaving a small child with the right family, especially if you’ve never seen them before. There is no way this woman can spin this story to look good.

I wish she would keep it real and say she had a dick appointment. Or that little Royal is bad.

Wypipo using the police like their personal security force, which leads to black people being shot for living their lives - this is the 21st century form of lynching.

Fuck. And we all fell for it.

LOL.....

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I’m sorry, but the list of political dynamics and issues where Obama needs an explainer from Libby Watson is exceedingly short.

First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman involved in this incident. I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure. I

“[The nurse] stated that there were several lacerations to the victim’s posterior fourchette or vaginal area, and two of those lacerations were approximately one centimeter in length,” testified Det. Winters. “And there were many, I believe, 2 millimeter lacerations. Too many to count… [The nurse] stated that the

Europeans: OMG you Americans are so obsessed with race. We don’t have the same problems as you do.

What’s it like to be too stupid to Google my username to find an explanation for its significance?

Dude, he’s a fucking white nationalist...flag and dismiss.

It started off really good, but it ended up getting sucked up into its own asshole.

It wasn’t murdered, it was killed in self defense. Look, Gawker was entertaining at times, but outing gay people and posting private sexual videos of people is trash and deservedly got killed for it. Pro tip, if you don’t want to have lawsuits bring down your company, don’t try and mess with people’s personal lives

White people left Detroit en masse 50 years ago. Now all of a sudden it’s “hip” to say you live in the city and so white people feel they can take back ownership of something they essentially abandoned. Believe me, you’re going to see a lot more stories like this one as the gentrification seeps into the neighborhoods,

“Plus The Dark Knight isn’t anywhere near as important to the genre.”

I always thought Grace would have been a much better Spider-Man than McGuire. Even before getting powers, Peter was a wiseass. Snark was his defense mechanism, and Grace is good at snark.