In football news; fuck it I'm rooting for the Raiders this year. It'll be better than watching the death march that is the Packers this year.

But I really liked The Nightly Show. It felt far more adult than the kids that are currently dominating late night.

Or just buy a wired 360 controller. They work a dream, and aren't even $30.

What, Guacamelee? It's on everything now. Hell, it's even on the Vita.

That's because we have the artificial ender of ties that is overtime. Ties should happen after 60 minutes as they used to.

Enjoy the magic of RedZone. That channel makes football better.

Well I quickly figured out that there were quite a few spots to rest, so I used those to get my composure back (especially in that part where the walls are right next to each other). I'm also a sucker for a good modern 2D platformer, and quite a few or Guacamelee's mechanics are exactly as they are in many of those…

Well I did tree top. Wasn't that hard (except for the time that I tried to do it without the ability to fly horizontally).

STCE. I think that it was a Games With Gold game eons ago, and has been sitting in my list of games for ages.

They added weird cog-like nubs to it. I chucked a video at the bottom of this with the new graphics.

So I played Guacamelee over a night this week. Outside of there being far too many combat challenge rooms in it, I had a blast. The Ikaruga world switching is a blast in platformers, and Drinkbox put in some damn good platforming in there. Unfortunately, those fucking combat rooms are far too plentiful, and quickly…

Well you can have my Jameis if you want another QB to lord over everyone else

Cool. I just hope that you talk about the too blunt font that they used in the score bug, and that the down&distance marker looks like the alternative logo that Todd McFarlane drew for the Edmonton Oilers.

I just want all of these ties to tell the league that ties are OK. Ties are fun.

I'm just annoyed that Thundergun has Brady and Carr. That's just unfair. Then again, my balanced strategy strategy seems to be paying off, so I can't exactly complain.

How is there no review for the NBC Thursday Night Football graphics in here?

Meat Lovers. When I'm pigging out on pizza, I need to be as gluttonous as possible.

Not if you ask ESPN.

If you want more fear, know that both England and Australia have also seen long standing title droughts end (Fuck Cronulla, now the Warriors got that no title shit).

Huh. I just assumed that his Raider support would carry over.