You know how in any society in any era, there’s always a few ironclad ways to tell the infinitely subtle differences between monied people and the actual upper class? It’s usually markers in fashion or housing, but in our current culture, one of the most infallible ways to tell who’s really in power is how good their…

From the Royal baby article:

“It would be a good feeling to just live a normal life for a second.”

Thank you, mac.

I think it’s supposed to be winky winky satire but it absolutely doesn’t work. I’d actually forgotten all about this one.

I was a naive preteen when that song came out and I didn’t fully know it’s meaning. Just like it wasn’t until college when someone told me that Cyndi Lauper’s She Bop was about masterbation.

Plus, it’s not like she died while saving an infant from a burning car, defending her rights, or during a life-saving surgery. She died while undergoing ELECTIVE cosmetic surgery.

I’m willing to bet Kanye doesn’t even know the date either.

Something tells me going back to the very first musical notes created ever.... there has never been a lack of people that provide the insightful look back on the period 20-25 years prior and proclaim “Wow, the XX’s were a terrible time for music”

Kanye’s mom’s death? Jesus you’re really reaching now. Do you really think Swift did any research into the specific day? This is all label driven.

Marks off for not inserting a record scratch when Max says “...and I’m in love with you.” We would also have accepted a dog reaction shot.

I wonder if Kate ever griefs him over his ‘type’? That’s a conversation I would love to hear.

While many people shipped Kate and Leo, I’m really happy they have sustained a friendship over the years. I think that’s cool. When Harry Met Sally was wrong (but I still love it).

Story time.

On the one hand, Leo seems SO douchey but his friendship with Kate is so, so endearing. I’m a sucker for real Hollywood friendships (see also: Sir Ian and Sir Patrick).

No you two assholes, I’m talking to Evans.

Chris Evans is first but I’ll allow Chris Pine as an honourable contender (he won me over a bit in Wonder Woman).

The name Brooklyn Decker sounds like the gag you pull where you poop in the toilet tank.

Yeah, Hemsworth is selling himself short. The order of Chrises is a matter of personal preference apart from first (Pine) and last places (Pratt).

I do find it adorable that Kate & Leo have remained good friends throughout all these years.