We used pampers in the hospital, but then buy diapers at Costco where they sell Huggies.

We use pull-ups at night and he (just turned age 4) usually stays pretty dry. Most days we only go through one pair of underwear. We also don’t call pull-ups diapers or even pull-ups. We call them “nigh-nigh underwear”. Today he didn’t want to change out of them and put on real underwear. I said “ok, but you have to…

Actually, it just occurred to me that my 16 year old stepson was supposed to be a marriage saver. NOPE! His birth forced the realization that they should never have moved beyond dating. He is incredibly loved by both sides and all 4 families - but my husband would be infinitely happier if he never had to deal with his…

My husband and I are considering complementary (NOT matching) Star Wars tattoos. We would both still love them if we ever divorced. You could go that route?

If I had a dime for every baby I knew that was born to “save” a relationship... I’d have at least a couple bucks.

That’s actually really cute.

I so rarely apply lotion. And when I do, it’s done briskly after washing my hands, and it’s done in the bathroom. I have no clue why women in movies and tv need so much lotion and why they put it everywhere and why it takes them so long.

I’m married, so not a single mom. But my homicidal thoughts were mainly towards my older child, with a few aimed at my younger child. It wasn’t “they won’t suffer anymore” that was going through my mind. It was “if he is gone, I don’t have to deal with him anymore”. Which is *way* fucked up. My hands were literally…

Good for Chrissy. The more you talk about it, the less the stigma is.

THANK YOU! I’m a stepmom and my stepson has a stepdad, too. Plus a stepsister, and 3 half brothers (split between both sides). Step families are wonderful. It means more love.

Your kid having a stepmom is a bad thing? Having another person who loves your kid is a bad thing?

I just talked to my 16 year old stepson about the fact that abortions are probably soon to be illegal. That he’s going to have to be very careful with contraception when he starts having sex (he’s not even dating yet), and he totally agreed with me. The best part about having a tween/teen in the house when you have a…

This is the best theory. Because I remember those bikini pics and thought “she’s faking it, she’s sticking out her stomach”. If she wasn’t as far along as she said then it totally makes sense.

It explains Drumpf being anti-vax now. It’s his scapegoat instead of facing reality that its genetics and old sperm. Barron being ASD is the only logical reason for President Cheeto being anti-vax. He’s stupid enough to believe he lies about vaccines - but only if it directly affects him. He has 4 other kids who were…

He is definitely ASD. And that’s why Melania is staying in NYC with him. He probably thrives on his schedule and is in a SpEd program at his private school. The school can’t say anything because of privacy laws, but I’m positive this is true. And instead of blaming genes and old sperm for Barron being ASD, Trump…

My grandma lives in the woods of a town so small she has to go to the next town to do anything. She leaves the keys in her jeep at home and I don’t think there is a key to any of the doors of the house. People leave their cars running UNLOCKED at the local grocery store in the winter (northern MN). It’s a completely…

I lost count somehow - and my number is probably under 10. It’s not a big number. How did I lose count?! Since I was 25 (10 years ago) I’ve only had 2. If I think really hard I can bring my total to 6. I’m missing at least 2, max 4. I had a year of just saying “you’ll do” and I was drunk for some of them so I really…

Prada. I have a small, sleek, classy black nylon Prada. I love it. It’s very understated. It used to be my black hole of a purse, which is impressive seeing as how small it is. Now I have kids and one is still in diapers so it’s been put away for while

My supply was super finicky. I had to keep liquid and calorie intake way high to keep it up. I had mastitis once - a month after my older son was born and lost half the supply in my left breast permanently.

Gorgonzola is a type of blue cheese. But most people consider it separate for some reason.