I’d say it’s your relationships last chance. Go. Sometimes we get caught up in our new lives and don’t know how to deal with our old friends... And then too much time passes and you miss the window of it not being awkward if you apologize and extend the olive branch.

Once is good. Not amazingly great. Not the be all, end all. It’s a good little movie. I liked the soundtrack a lot, not just Falling Slowly. But I *literally* have not listened to it in years and only watched the movie the year it won the oscars. After I already owned the soundtrack.

My name twin got married the same summer as me - which is how I discovered her! We both registered at Target, her first, so I’d have to tell my friends “not the Texas one”. We're friends on Facebook - our firstborn kids were born 6 weeks apart. She's really cool. Way cooler than me. I'm actually rather envious of her…

Wrong. My sister has shitty skin and looks her age. Never wears/wore makeup (foundation) and treated her skin delicately and took care of it.

If I was going to be given $100k we’d pay off Mr Tutie’s school loans, and pay off half the house. Like, when we get an extra $100 that won't be missed it goes to the principal of the mortgage.

“’Cause I love children” is how it goes.

So... She had him when she was young? Because DAMN she looks good!

Exactly. The house is something I can afford (just, we’d have to economize some more than we do already. And the house is my name first since it’s a VA backed loan and I’m the Vet) - but he couldn’t afford to do child support and support himself. With both of us paying for the house and bills it’s doable. He also has…

I *always* tell my legally single girlfriends who are pregnant to give the baby their last name and leave the dad off. It’s “easy” to change it to add the dad for birth certificate and name... But damn near impossible to remove it.

Jez used to feature their Derby picture every year. I was quite looking forward to it this year, but it was not to be. I had to google it!

Step-son is 15, kid1 is 3 (and on the spectrum), kid2 is 16 months (and neurotypical). I can’t wait for the little kids to get older so it’s not so frustrating. Sure, little kids are cute, but are not good at communication and expressing emotions properly.

He’s kid 2. Became a much better baby when I cut out dairy. He also hated my husband for he first couple/four months, so although I got super stressed being constantly “on”, it was easier than kiddo screaming bloody murder when alone with dad.

My child was 4 or 5 days old. I had the fight or flight HARD. Had had little sleep since he was born. Basically threw him at my husband and left the house for almost 2 hours. Only 2 hours, though, since I was nursing. I went and bought a wubbanub for him at the spendy boutique in town, got some fast food, went home.

I’m totally going to get all “I heard them before they were cool” hipster jerk on you - I saw them at a 5pm show on a Wednesday (blind date, yo) a year or so before “The Guest” was a blip on anyone’s radar. In Minneapolis. And then obsessively listened to that album when it came out.

We use “Dadda”. It helps a little.

My dad only had daughters - and only 2 of us. My sister is 39, recently married, but unlikely to have children plus she took her husband’s name. Her husband has 2 brothers, carrying on *his* name. My dad has 3 nephews with his last name, and one of them has 3 boys with the last name. I gave my oldest his first name as…

Wait, what? How do you clean the washing machine?!

If you had diastasis recti it would have helped “fix” it much quicker. That's it. I still have a bit of separation just above my navel and nothing short of surgery will fix it. However. It's not bad enough to be operated on. And if I had used a corset or whatever, I might not still have this issue. But I will never…

Half the reason is to eat lunch without the damn kids! I mean, we don’t even eat anywhere fancy. We go to a more “nice” or slightly more spendy fast food. Like Culver’s.

My husband and I have discovered 10am Saturday morning movies. So damn easy to get a sitter at that time! “Just a few hours in the morning, then they go down for nap - you don’t need to feed them!”