I am literally in tears I'm laughing so hard - plus I'm having to be quiet so I don't wake up Mr.tutie. And I snorted, like, 5 times.

When I got my tongue pierced I was scared to tell her - when I finally worked up the courage she said, "Oh thank god - I thought you got a tattoo."

Speaking of odd comments - I was in an argument (disagreement) with my husband and he came back with "Stop making words at me".

I am so proud (yes, I am PROUD) to be able to call myself a Veteran of OIF 07-08. I have more "right" to talk about this country than MB. She can kiss my ass. I stood up, I was counted.

This last round of prescriptions I just went in for a "Medication check" and told my doc that since the recomendation is to only have paps every two years and that since I had eleven years of clean paps I wasn't having one this year. She said, "Ok. But you have to have one next year." Whatever.

Up until about 20 minutes ago I was drinking strawberry rum and watching Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.

Uneducated guess here: cyst. Or carpal. You know.

Kay Kenyon wrote some really interesting sci-fi, the "Entire and the Rose" series is very engrossing.

Today was an ok day - except for the migraine. Which I still have and have had since about 1:00pm.

We're buying the largest Expedit because my husband has way too many records. Every IKEA item is a challenge - but good to know ahead of time! Rubber mallets are useful. I like them. Sanitized they work well for a meat tenderizer (sort of).

Oooohh... Ektorp in deep lilac? Pretty! Not hard to put together either, from what I've heard.

I meant quiet as in NO ONE ever came in. Few and far between.

Russell Crowe has been pretty funny with this #lesmis stuff. I still don't really like the guy - but he's being funny.

But would your feelings have been hurt if you weren't invited and later heard about the party?

My best friend had a boy at age 21. At 26 she had a girl. Between the two she got rid of all the baby stuff because she didn't expect to have another kid anytime soon - then fell in love with a guy and decided it was smart to get pregnant. As godmother to the little girl I gave extravagant presents. That was 5…

The bumper stickers make me smile every time I see one. The rat bastards I lived near spray-painted over mine ON MY CAR. I was annoyed. By the time I had gotten a new one and was about to put it on - he had died.

I remember where I was - no one else seemed to care when I broke the news. Absolutely heartbroken. I had been looking forward to voting for him for 12 years. I was 20 years old. So sad. And I still tear up thinking about it.

From age 12 (in 1993) to 18 I went to work with my mom. One time I went to the pharmacy located next to my dads office. I ended up working there for all 4 years of high school! Never went to my dads office because he had his own hearing aid business and it was really slow and quiet and just BORING.

I usually read dirtbag on my phone and the links don't work super well usually. So when I'm on my computer I forget that links are fair game.

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?!?!?!?!!!??! It's seriously so awesome.