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We also apologize to anyone who has since been offended by our apology.

We offered to cover them up or change,

What an idiot. He really should call himself the Starfish; those motherfuckers can regenerate anything. Personally, I call myself the “Chocolate Starfish.”, don’t know why that gets a laugh so often when I say it.

He just tweeted it out.

He would go on the “Efensive...”

I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them just don’t want Jerry to get his way. In all honesty, I kinda want Goodell to come out on top because fuck everything about Jerry always getting his way.  

One shove and Lonzo was gonzo.

“You’re on the old side, but would y’all maybe want to stop by the Senate instead?”

What does Trump have to do with this? Jesus, do you have to politicize everything?

Even after reading all the greys about gun violence in the Steve Kerr article, your comment is the dumbest thing I have read on the internet in a great while.

And then tried to trade Kristaps out of spite. Fuck Phil Jackson with a toilet brush.

“all of my best, strongest and fastest inmates are black”—Bob McNair

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least its an ethos.

*hug*

Wait, what? Do you know something about Patrick Beverley’s childhood that literally no one else does? Or are you just.... like, saying stuff?

If Lavar Ball and Donald Trump fucked, this comment would be their baby.

“...who wouldn’t dare to engage in a verbal match with Lavar”

Holy Projection Batman!

Except Lonzo can’t go at people because he isn’t quick enough off the dribble.

Right, people are “jealous” of their relationship.