I take it jokes just go right over your head.

God has damned the masks?

I see you are avoiding the question as well. This is why people have trust issues.

Wait, are YOU a cop as well?

Look, I heard one time from someone’s cousin that their friend’s girlfriend’s lawyer said you have to answer the question about being a cop with a “yes, I am” or a “no, I am not.” It’s almost like it’s a law.

You Stoli my desired comment.

It’s been possible with Kinja in the past; not as a feature, but it’s a bug that happened. Pray to the kinjademongod and click his star.

You haven’t been reading all the articles the last few weeks. All you need is the money to pay Vermont for a license plate and some form of a Bill of Sale, and they’ll send it (plus a title if requested) to your state.

I take it you like to go about 90mph, and you don’t slow down for speed trap towns, ;)

Mercedes wins I think.

“logic isn’t always my strong suit.” I feel like when it comes to your vehicle decisions it would be better to say, “logic is never my strong suit” or “logic never enters the equation when I consider vehicle purchases.” :) I mean you’ve previously set up a Smart vehicle as your long distance vehicle of choice for…

Well, there’s the guy in the grays who commented that he’s owned one for a year and never found that port until you mentioned it; so reading the manual might not have helped you figure that one out.

It could also be the fact that as a manufacturer he can say what the spec of the car is supposed to be, slap a label on the side of the car that says those specs, and they meet the laws for the road for that year of car, and it passes. 

Somebody was a speeding in the morning ;)

Tesla is the reasonable answer here.

This is true. Or click the link just to confirm that the account hasn’t been hacked.

Ahh, well... I did say if I had the money... I hadn’t thought of having a butler occupy the passenger seat at all times to lift me in and out... Or does he drive a chase vehicle?

If I had the money for one I think I would like it to have doors. I don’t feel that climbing over the side of my $500k would evoke the image I was striving for with my purchase.

And yet, the driver didn’t bail.

I think the one I owned might (just barely) have managed that in 2nd, but that was 8 years ago. I feel like it needed 3rd to reach that though. It still wouldn’t win any races, and (obviously) would have been bad for the engine. I’m trying to remember where 1st maxed out at, 35/40 maybe. It would not have been happy…