Imagine if you showed up to your first job out of college and found your dad there yelling at your new manager telling him he sucked.

Honestly I bet Luke Walton will be pretty sympathetic to Lonzo. After all, he’s used to having to answer to things his dad says in the middle of a long trip.

LaVar just voluntarily shipped half his family to Lithuania. Portland isn’t remote enough. Maybe Mongolian powerhouse Hovd Shonkhoruud?

Don’t you try and put that evil on us in Portland, man.

Send him to the G-league for a couple weeks, see if he minds playing for anyone

Hey, whoa buddy, what did Oregon ever do to you?

Lonzo knows who he really answers to, and it isn’t the Lakers. If I were the Lakers, I’d ship him to some place like Portland just to annoy LaVar.

It’s a participation trophy for people who hate participation trophies. Kind of like those Confederate Treason Statues they keep pulling down.

I’m sorry, what? JG was either going to be traded or signed. There is no reason to hold him until the end of the year and get absolutely nothing for him when his contract is up.

The villain of one of the most popular and influential blockbuster movie series of the 21st century was a balding middle-aged dweeb named “Agent Smith.”

Its not a revelation, and very few people are treating it as such.

I agree with this. I thought The Force Awakens was the worst of the Star Wars films (worse than the prequels), but The Last Jedi made it a lot better for me. I’m no longer embarrassed to wear the free BB-8 T-shirt I got two years ago.

I dont pretend to know all of the ins and outs of basketball, but doesnt changing the game of your star point guard to benefit a 37 yr old Jefferson and a woefully inconsistent JR seem kind of ridiculous

I have been avoiding my great grandson Brocklynn who would like to take me to this, the 118th and allegedly penultimate Avengers film. We have been seeing these films together since time immemorial, obviously since the time when nuclear family structures and live births were the norm, as opposed the the much improved…

Kuzma has little interest in banging

This scene bugged the shit out of me but not for the reason described.

That is literally fucking insane.

“Peace is boring,” says person who explicitly chose to play one of the relatively few video games not explicitly centered around killing and destruction.

“Peace is boring”

“...eventually going to decline into Magic Johnson...”