I’ve been that douchebag who wears a blazer to the airport because I thought it would be the best way to transport it instead of packing it. Am I an idiot?

Use enough of ‘em? Fuckin’ hell man you used one in every sentence to start that Al Pacino thing for a long time. “In a lot of ways, getting old is fine.” You don’t need a comma there. “But you see the point, by now” No comma needed. “The Devil’s Advocate is, in retrospect, the sort of film that doesn’t get made…

I have never felt more ashamed to be American in my short life, and I am praying to every supernatural thought humanity has every had that I never feel more ashamed in the next 4 years.