One thing to remember, that character has already finished his work as a looper. They send you your future self and a bunch of gold only when you "close your loop" and you are promoted. He was, at that point, useless to the mob.

Other things there break the rules of time travel and causality, but the movie was…

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Evidence to support this theory:

I have never found Tim and Eric to be funny in the slightest, but they keep getting work so somebody is watching their stuff. Is there some magical ingredient in their non-humor that makes them funny? Maybe I'll just be content to not get it and let other people enjoy their... whatever the hell Tim and Eric make.

If you had shown me a picture of this guys bike, with that handlebar modification on it and aske me "What does the rider plan to do with that?" I would answer "He plans to kill himself."

OK, perspective time! We'll go with your math since I'm feeling lazy after work.
25,550 / 18,000,000 * 100 = .1419
In my example I would have destroyed .1419% of the total number of SMB3 cartriges sold for the NES.

I could smash a Super Mario Bros. 3 cartridge every day for the rest of my life and there would still be enough left in the world for every person who wants one to have one. There is no shortage of these devices in the world, and the demand for them will continue to dwindle as the generations that cared at all about…

Or you could immerse it in Hydrogen Peroxide, set it outside in the sun for a few hours and achieve the same effect.

I know! Where oh where are we going to find more tetris cartridges for the Gameboy?

I've begun to suspect that the makers of Kill la Kill were just issuing a challenge to talented cosplayers around the world.

There's no such thing as bad at Diablo. Not if you're having fun.

What do you want? Was there a better game in that console generation? Something that made people feel that way? Remember, it's not just about your own opinion in this case.

I came here to make this comment. Goddamn I cried for the Merry.

I don't know if I'm alone here, but I truly believe Evolution has a place on this list somewhere. If not as a full entry, then as an "Also" under Ghostbusters.

Between the second and third? Dammit, will we ever get Beyond Thunderdome?

I see what you did there.

This is the single hardest concept to get across to people who argue about racism and sexism in movies, TV, and video games.

Does that make 99% of comic superheroes jewish then?

I accept that not everyone gets every joke, just as I accept that mistakes happen, the important thing is owning up to them and being thankful for the correction. I thanked the guy that caught my math mistake.

I started with a joke about how America's industry is so anemic that even without emission standards it couldn't properly pollute a city like Hong Kong. I'm not apologizing for a joke made at the expense of both America's horribly economic problems and Chinas awful pollution problems. You can deal with the world we…

Oil based plastics? I don't know if I missed a joke in there somewhere.