I've always found ninjas in modern times wearing black jumpsuits and using swords kinda silly, modern versions of what the ninjas were would be using the latest tech available. That said: TMNT needs ninjas in footy pajamas throwing shuriken all over the place. Why? Because I'm a damn hypocrite and I don't' have to…

Caught that too did you? The Mortal Kombat reference left me confused and amused at the same time.

There's nothing wrong with toe-thumbs. Shut up. Quit staring at my thumbs! I am not a freak!

Jesus dude, I'm just skimming this comment section, but you are OBSESSED with Megan Fox. I think you need to see a professional about your fixation.

Hang on, this is the internet. You are not allowed to say you like EDM or dubstep! They'll find you. They'll troll you. RUN BROTHER, RUN!

For being such an asexual being, you sure are concerned with how Megan Fox looks.

I was supposed to clean out a closet that may have brown recluses in it. They gave me a pair of gloves to wear. After I put them on I am told those gloves came from inside that closet. I was not a happy camper.

When I was 7 years old, I hovered for about half a year. Out of fear.

It's worse in the ladies room. I did janitorial for an office building. The ladies will tend to hover and pee all over the seat.

And that is a perfectly logical and effective way to go about it. I do the same thing.

I have worked as a janitor before and I can tell you that the ladies room is BY FAR more disgusting and I can tell you why. Ladies hover. They refuse to sit on the damn seat and then spray all over it. They hover because the last lady hovered and sprayed the seat. It's a vicious cycle. Nobody wants to sit on the…

Ding Ding Ding! You win the hindsight prize. Turns out he IS asian!

Would my example have gone over better with you if I had said Fido? Or maybe Jimmy?

I decided "hey, this would be a good time to check out Cleverbot again!"
Things did not go well:

User: It very much did!

I've used an airsoft M4 to take care of my feral animal problems in town. Makes a lot of noise, stings all over, does no real damage, and is totally legal to fire in town. Keeps it fresh between airsoft matches.

You make a couple of decent points, but the fact remains that coyotes will attack your pets, and they will attack your kids. You don't know nervous till you see twenty coyotes roll through your property and you don't know where Mittens is.

Not as stupid as you think. A common way for insurgents to set off IED's is cellphone activation. It's cheap, easy, and only a problem if someone has a wide-band high powered transmitter or is a magic super-hacker from the future.

Have you played GTA 5?

That one took me a second, but I got it.

Remember this feeling. This is what we felt when the prequels were announced. Except we didn't know to temper our hopes with cynicism. Phantom Menace crushed our poor hearts.