Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

“In America you can’t even talk about whiteness,” said Drew Domalick, who lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin. “If you try to embrace being white, you are portrayed as being a racist”

“Chop blocks illegal? Whew, I thought they said pork chops." — Andy Reid

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.