Scrolled quickly, was like, Jesus, how big is that sombrero in the second pic? Then saw it was a stone sculpture :)

GEOFF

IT’S THE WHITE CAR’S FAULT FOR BEING THERE. I NEED ROOM FOR MY OUT OF CONTROL PARKING LOT EXITS!

The wind must have played a factor here. I know it hurt my ears.

I personally am all for invading Sweden and Denmark so long as the strategy involves going clubbing with the womenfolk.

Apparently you don’t fight ignorance. I’m not voting for Bernie either, but democratic socialism is not communism. Fuck, Americans are stupid!

Still CP

And that, my friends, is how you make a 1981 Dodge Colt worth $38.46.

That isnt a brake-check. Apparently you dont even know what one is.

You mean like the one that’s totally real and came in this?

Hehe. You didnt say ANYTHING.

I’m...not 100% sure what was or was not said...

YES, I refuse to call these things Hummers for the same reason I refuse to call self-balancing foot scooters by that other name people have just given up on not using.

Ted Cruz: Duck Hunt is, at least, phonetically accurate.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.