That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

The best part of this whole thing is how absolutely furious Skip Bayless is right now. 

Oh, no, she’s truly sorry. She’s sorry because it does affect her.

Sadly the only way people like this learn is by taking their money. Yeah she’ sorry, like Trump was. Fuck her and her shitty book. May she never know any success at all.

Also my immediate takeaway. Fuck that guy.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

Something something Free Speech trillion dollar valuation IPO IPO IPO something something Black Israelites?

Yes.

Do police forces actively recruit sociopaths without capacity for empathy or remorse, or is it just that the line of work is very appealing to such people?

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

This atrocity deserves the profanity.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

“looks classy, the classiest. I’ll take 12"

If I scream DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT! at such people, is it tantamount to terrorist threats?

At least she seems to be admitting that being an influencer isn’t real work. That’s a step in the right direction. I look forward to her YouTube account being removed just to see if she compares it to desecration of a corpse. 

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

Taylor said that though she made $500,000 from her account over three years, “that money does not last.”

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

Someone on Twitter called her David Duke’s maid and that’s how I’m referring to her from now on.

The only real union thugs in America are the cops.