FUCK

the only people who say “I don’t want to be 100% safe at the cost of liberty” are people who have never been anything but 100% safe their whole lives

I’m a broken record on this point but NOTHING WILL CHANGE until the cops re held personally liable. Qualified immunity has to go.

Here’s a video of Pelinka telling that Heath Ledger story in front of The Rock

it’s going to be so cute when it’s mounted with guns patrolling POC neighborhoods

Has everyone read this phenomenal piece that just won a James Beard for food journalism?

I hope when they burn the Wranglers they purchased in protest for this, they’re wearing them

immediately reminded of “danceable cables”

Your hair won’t get caught in this because you’re not dumb enough to buy it

I melted that video down in a spoon and injected it directly into my veins

Throw in Elizabeth Holmes and watch Richard Branson invest $1B into their next venture

I’m genuinely happy for this dude. He’ll have that clip and that poster for the rest of his life. We’ll probably never hear from him again but he’ll always have his moment.

Remember when Google’s mantra was “don’t be evil?” Pepperidge Farm remembers.

and this is why I stay on the prosecution side and not the litigation side of patents.

The tax plan was laser focused to fuck people in the high tax blue states, specifically CA, IL and NY. SALT in those states breach the new 10K cap regularly. Republicans in those states are groaning loudly but those states were already written off in the electoral college math.  Who cares of T loses California or New…

Also, the tax plan only hit blue states, so all those tweets we saw where Republicans are saying they’ll never vote for Trump again were in upstate NY and Orange County California and and Western Mass and places like that he wasn’t going to win anyway.

I regret that I have but one star to give for this reply

Low rent Bill Burr

and replace it with DISC GOLF

Just wait till you’re denied health insurance because your grandma took one of these tests and it showed a predisposition to cancer