I say this knowing that I’ll probably get my block knocked off but, Matt McGorry is starting to weird me out a little.

Oh that’s the “controversy”? That people weren’t paying sufficient attention to a baseball game? Right, because it all happens so fast, lol. I couldn’t figure out why this was a story, and I’m still kind of confused.

During law school I often passed the time thinking, “if I jam my pen into my eye, I would get to leave class...” I feel ya.

I left my law firm for another firm a few months ago, and I still keep in touch with the IT guy at the old firm. One time he emailed me and asked “Do you ever feel like just running away?” and I was all “Only days that end in Y.” And then he told me that once he was driving to work and he just kept going until he was…

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

Not just that. He’s a 23-year-old who says ‘anywho’ while shamelessly trying to pick up random strangers who’ve mistakenly texted him!

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

Damn, hooking a 23-year-old in your 50s. Way to go, girl!

Ughhhhhhh they bonded over The Secret? I hate them so much. I’m not even normally that judgy but that book is THE WORST and it’s garbage hippie prosperity gospel for garbage thinkers.

I don’t want to interpret that as a specific slam against Jennifer Lopez, who in fact is not a talented singer or actress but is an outrageously talented performer and someone who seems to work damn hard in life to forge a career for herself. Good for her.

I’m so disappointed that he’s turned out to be such a fucking clueless douche.I liked him so much.

Thank you for posting this! I had not known of this phrase, so it’s been an educational evening!

Oh Cool Pope. Don’t be all, like, uncool.

There’s a term for what the right-wing is using this rather sad, bigoted woman for:
“useful idiot”

That is some seriously shitty counsel.

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

Oh, this is bullshit. You're saving her from further embarrassment. You just need to say it the right way, like "Hey, your dress is caught on your book bag" as opposed to "You know, everybody can see your butt sticking out."

RE: Getting out of the shower: I don’t understand why people do this either. My wife, who is otherwise a wonderful person, soaks the entire bathmat, bathroom, and half of our bedroom every time she steps out of the shower. I don’t even understand how her body can physically hold that much water on its surface.

Why does Cam Newton always look like a Madden video game character in game photos?