Okay while we’re on the subject of pop culture can we talk about the ad for snooki and jwow

Leslie didn’t say Jennifer’s argument was invalid, just that it was harder being a black woman. And Leslie is absolutely right

Same. I was dying last week when she poured her heart out about her dad and then Tom was all like ‘yeah i’m totally here for you...Buuut I wanna play with trucks!’

The jeweler who my husband had design my ring told me that if I ever take it off to wash my hands then it goes in my mouth until I dry them. I'm just waiting for an earthquake and I swallow it.

LET’S GET IT POPPIN’, DADDY

I’d forgotten about Katie! It’s true; she’s tolerable now. I couldn’t stand her when she was Stassi’s flunky, but she’s definitely grown on me.

I was really digging Lala for a while there. She’s funny as hell, and she might actually be the smartest person who works at SUR. BUT then she went on Watch What Happens Live and it was SO MESSY, y’all.

It’s crazy that I’m feeling the same way...after she gaslighted Tom so hard and betrayed her best friend AND boyfriend by sleeping with “fucking Jax” (her words), I figured she was the worst. But I just couldn’t hate her anymore when I saw how shitty James was to her.

And that was my first exposure to Bethenny. The circle of liiiiiife.

I wonder if each group of Housewives think they’re better than that other group of Housewives?

Her shade game is excellent.

I take umbra...fuck it, you’re absolutely right.

My wife and I had been separated for, oh Jesus, I’m not sure how long. I had stayed back East while she took a job with some hotshot Japanese company in L.A. We decide we’re gonna give things one last chance before the divorce so I fly out there. Her company’s Christmas party is in progress when I arrive, so I head…

I hope you won't take this as insult because I don't mean it as one, but whenever I read one of your personal anecdotes I'm convinced that yours is the most appropriate user name on all of Kinja.

Let my grandma try my White Russian, she loved it and had me make her one as well. 7 White Russians later and grandma knocks over the Christmas tree and has to be taken home.

That isn’t what he said. (Or at least the way I see it) “He is astonishingly well-read”, not “It is astonishing that he is well-read”

Goddamn, why don’t people talk about Kareem Abdul Jabbar the scholar more? The man is astonishingly well-read and conversant in a ridiculous number of things, and has a number of academic publications. Why haven’t we drafted this guy as one of our leaders in public discourse, I do not know.

Holy shit. So I think Hef is problematic for a number of reasons but I really love them featuring a woman of her age. Which is transgressive and awesome. So conflicting feels.

Starred because I forgot how handsome Anthony Perkins was.
Off to rewatch!

I get where you’re coming from, because that is a classic scene. But I think this one is way more iconic.