I thought Johnny Tran came up clean after the FBI raided his house during family dinner, thus bringing dishonor to his family?

Probably fake.

The amount of video surveillance in the US is reaching UK levels.  

Remember gang.. always look left right left when crossing an intersection. If you can’t see cross traffic, assume there is a car coming.

Ya see...they put that on at the factory...there’s nothing I can do.

You know this now, but for the more impressionable readers:

They missed the best one.