What are their current vehicles, and can you give me their number?

The old truck doesn’t have a stupid tablet glued on its dash. It has a real radio and a/c controls.

A while back when these systems first came about, my dad (who lives in Northern Germany) told me about his buddy who’d bought a brand new Merc. He was all excited about it, because the dealer (from whom he’d been buying cars for decades) had given him a demo and it was pretty awesome. So he was a little surprised when…

The ice won’t have a significant amount of salt in it. The salt will be driven out as the ice forms. Since it’s being applied in thin layers and will freeze in contact with existing ice the excess salt should be evicted as the ice layer forms and washed off with the next spray. When you see blocks of clear ice -…

Because longitude is the only thing that effects weather conditions at sea

These are young folks with little purchasing experience with anything, and a perfect example of how digital dealerships will be just as scummy as any experience, except now you don't get to talk to humans or go into a place of business when there are problems.

They have a seven day return policy. The buyer should have used it. It has low mileage? Probably crashed and sat if he’s finding other damage. 

That is actually the factory paint on the Phase I GCs. The yellow was also very nice. I would have loved to get that green but late in the production it was basically white, black or gray. Sure, they had blue/red but those were near unicorns. It isn’t uncommon to swap the wheels and get a little width. Stock 225 on…

My in-laws don’t own a home, in fact they don’t even own a car nor an RV. They do, however own an LLC that owns several cars, an RV and a home that they happen to live in. So yeah I take that whole “Rich Guy doesn’t even own a home” schtick with a big grain of salt. Also “Warren Buffet still lives in the home he grew…

Dude.  You’re blowing my mind with this reality-warping option.  

I recently flew on a couple of full flights, when the flight attendants came around with snacks and drinks we all took our masks off together. Thankfully Covid takes a break then, phew. Not to mention the 1000s of people passing thru the terminal, not bothering to mask up.

<Accessing that rooftop comes with a hilarious catch>

Agreed. There is no article on jalop about it. Perhaps all of his articles are gone. Perhaps he never really existed.

“And given that it was in Flagstaff, they were probably stoned out of their gourds.”

Yup. Nothing so urgent there it needed to be done on the road. Or on a Sunday.

When a business offers to do a task for money, the customer expects it to assign people to the task who can damn well do it.

This. Also, I’ve never been on a road trip (especially through parts unknown) and thought to myself: “You know what I absolutely need right now? New brake fluid.”

The police would freak out about an unidentified device on one of their cars and charge you with terrorism for planting it.

This. Why throw some innocent person in between yourself and the cops when you can just throw it in a Dumpster or stick it to a light pole?

Or attach it to a police car, but ....