There’s “committed to the bit” and then there’s “David Tracy”.

Yes, get the rodent Stuff(TM) out of there, but then rent you a U-Haul trailer and push the FC up on it and use the Lexus to tow it back to David Tracy Mangy Jeep World Headquarters.

I’m not at all convinced trying to drive this thing off-road in its current…

Back when men were men, Mr Tracy. LOL

This is the way.

I’m commenting so this is hypocritical: stop clicking on these and stop commenting on them. Shitty metrics is the only way to get this to stop.

Would you really need an extension cord for the hospital, though? They’ve probably got plenty of outlets in the delivery room. The real problem is getting the doctor to allow the parrot in there; she’s going to have to get it permitted as an emotional-support animal first. And what if it flies up into her daughter’s…

No joke I thought this was an elaborate campaign for Ford’s new F150 with the onboard generator.

My main concern would be reliability and maintenance, as it’s German, thus the battery probably has dozens of unnecessary moving parts that are failure prone and expensive to repair.

Sounds boring, and potentially COVID-ish. But you are correct.

I’ve always found it weird that people concern themselves with what other people are buying. I have a truck. It’s really no one’s business other than my own as to why I have a truck. I don’t need to justify it to anyone else. These same questions never get asked of people with sports cars or people with motorcycles.…

Never understood the hate for this one. I have both kinds of cars and would never choose the keyed ignition anymore.

But I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that these trucks aren’t popular because of their practical features. They’re popular because they’re stupid big and make you feel important.

Eyes and tongues missing:
This one is easily explained.Those are some of the first parts eaten by carnivores- especially small ones,birds etc
Source; a lifetime of living on farms

Solid advice and certainly advice I’ve heard more than once. :)

What video? It’s gone.

Well, it is Japan; I’m guessing that it ends with a robot having sex with an underage catgirl in a school uniform.

I am 6'0 and drive the smaller L300 -- there are low roof and tall roof versions of both I believe. You sit upright, but I havent heard too many complaints on headroom

Those legit super advans or some knock offs? Either way I'm enjoying this "build". 

And you know that she “needs” that sort of vehicle. There’s the salon, book club, trips to Whole Foods to choose what groceries she needs delivered...

Name checks out if you look like the main character

I would think this has merit unless you consider that the nozzle on a diesel pump is larger than the gas equivalent and won’t even fit in the filler of most modern gas-powered cars.