Wrong David... ;) Though they do have aesthetic points of contact...

Slightly OT here, but is it possible that the predominance of Chosen One storylines in entertainment media is due to the fact that they’re written mostly by dudes in their twenties and thirties who grew up fantasizing that they’d become the next Lucas or Spielberg, and now find themselves living out that fantasy…

Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age, and really shouldn’t be criticizing anyone for being a douchebag after bragging about beating off to pictures of pop stars.

Yeah, this episode was just fantastic. The little things like Red Mantle/Dragoon procrastinating on their last arching by binging Downton Abbey and Dr. Z taking up Johnny’s offer for him to run and hide for old time’s sake made it all the more hilarious. Not to mention seeing the Moppets again, even in flashback form,…

Shiela made a good case for Gary getting rid of his ponytail. Nobody should ever want to have a passing resemblance to Steven Seagal.

I think the off model Dr. Quest was just Dr. Z misremembering his past. Hadji was depicted as an American Indian in the flashback despite the fact that we saw an adult Hadji in season three who was clearly South Asian like the original. Z probably just forgot about Race Bannon and created a composit character out of…

The Red Mantle/Dragoon punchline has to be one of my absolute favorite extended jokes this season’s given us. Beautifully timed, beautifully laid out, beautifully delivered, just a goddamn class act in comedy screenwriting and editing.

So... does anyone else think Dr. Mrs. The Monarch might be pregnant? She’s been having mood swings, she threw up after Novia left, and Blind Rage commented that her boobs were bigger but that she wasn’t on her period. 

I had to put my 6 year old cat down yesterday. I’ve been sobbing nonstop because all I ant is his little paw to swing down from the top of my couch to touch my shouoder or the top of my head, or to pick him up and lay him against my shoulder to listen to him purr. Beau. Died of kidney failure after fighting diabetes an…

It really should look like a cheap, mass-produced actual toy doll for kids to play with. The creepiness should come off as completely unintentional.

ugh I fuuuuucking was terrified of the Child’s Play movies as a kid. I have a cousin who had one of those My Buddy & Me dolls growing up, and when I would spend the night all I could think about was the damn thing coming to life and murdering the shit out of me in my sleep.

+1 for managing to extricate a smidgen of class from any situation featuring Trump.

So having said, a while he stood, expecting
Thir universal shout and high applause 
To fill his eare, when contrary he hears
On all sides, from innumerable tongues
A dismal universal hiss, the sound
Of public scorn; he wonderd, but not long
Had leasure, wondring at himself now more; 
His Visage drawn he felt to sharp and…

In Chrome, click ctrl-shift-j to open up the Java console. I couldn’t find “view > developer tools.”

Also, how do you put on the alligator costume?

I’m Jewish.

thanks man, good advice. i will not further attempt to pay my rent.

Here’s the reality of survival under capitalism: I applied for upwards of 100 jobs after I graduated from college with a journalism degree. I couldn’t even get a seasonal cashier position at the mall. That’s how I ended up in marketing. Do I feel bad about it? Sure, it’s not what I’d hoped for. But I’m not $12,000 in…

I hope she was experiencing some wonderful, wonderful turbulence.

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.