Yup. Chevy Chase may be a shitty person, but honestly, Pete Davidson isn’t even half as talented as Chase was at his age, and really shouldn’t be criticizing anyone for being a douchebag after bragging about beating off to pictures of pop stars.

Yeah, this episode was just fantastic. The little things like Red Mantle/Dragoon procrastinating on their last arching by binging Downton Abbey and Dr. Z taking up Johnny’s offer for him to run and hide for old time’s sake made it all the more hilarious. Not to mention seeing the Moppets again, even in flashback form,…

Shiela made a good case for Gary getting rid of his ponytail. Nobody should ever want to have a passing resemblance to Steven Seagal.

I think the off model Dr. Quest was just Dr. Z misremembering his past. Hadji was depicted as an American Indian in the flashback despite the fact that we saw an adult Hadji in season three who was clearly South Asian like the original. Z probably just forgot about Race Bannon and created a composit character out of…

The Red Mantle/Dragoon punchline has to be one of my absolute favorite extended jokes this season’s given us. Beautifully timed, beautifully laid out, beautifully delivered, just a goddamn class act in comedy screenwriting and editing.

So... does anyone else think Dr. Mrs. The Monarch might be pregnant? She’s been having mood swings, she threw up after Novia left, and Blind Rage commented that her boobs were bigger but that she wasn’t on her period. 

I had to put my 6 year old cat down yesterday. I’ve been sobbing nonstop because all I ant is his little paw to swing down from the top of my couch to touch my shouoder or the top of my head, or to pick him up and lay him against my shoulder to listen to him purr. Beau. Died of kidney failure after fighting diabetes an…

Soylent Green or maggots...  hmm....  So, tell me more about Soylent Green?  Does it come in regional flavors?

I feel like it’s pretty obvious what you’re supposed to do when you get food poisoning from a restaurant.

Yes. Throw poop at your servers, as they are responsible for storing and handling the ingredients and cooking the meal. 

In Chrome, click ctrl-shift-j to open up the Java console. I couldn’t find “view > developer tools.”

Also, how do you put on the alligator costume?

Madisonville Middle School was just ahead of the curve, apparently. I guess we do owe them some thank you letters.

This is really good. Especially if using bug feed can help make aquaculture more sustainable. Currently, pretty much the only sustainably farmed fish are catfish and trout.

It’s one of those low probability/ high consequence risks that people are so bad at anticipating and protecting against. See also: Black Swan Events, Financial Crisis of 2008, Outside Context Events, and the works of Nassim Taleb. 

Growing up in Taiwan, training has worked. But it’s also made me a bit overconfident in my system to process anything, so “This still smells ok to eat” may be my fatal decision.

Incorrect- you don’t know what kind of fungus it is. It could be penicillin, but it could be many other kinds of molds. So eating moldy bread is like eating mushroom you found growing in the dirt- it could be edible, or it could harm you. A common bread mold is Rhizopus stolonifer, known as black bread mold. It can…

thanks man, good advice. i will not further attempt to pay my rent.

Here’s the reality of survival under capitalism: I applied for upwards of 100 jobs after I graduated from college with a journalism degree. I couldn’t even get a seasonal cashier position at the mall. That’s how I ended up in marketing. Do I feel bad about it? Sure, it’s not what I’d hoped for. But I’m not $12,000 in…

I hope she was experiencing some wonderful, wonderful turbulence.

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.