ummmmmmmmmmm.... isnt it a little RACIST of you to assume that just cause this kid lives in rio di janeiro that he is poor and also has no father????

Lol Mercator Projection.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Everyone knows short track is the most metal of the speed skating events.

Did the fact its from the Onion tip you off?

Holy shit I laughed so hard at this.



Edit: I meant that I was laughing while ragingly erect. I'm currently hanging out at the Sochi Olympics.

The pasta looks good.

Texas is a complicated state. Its people will surprise you sometimes.

...in the bronze medal game.

Goddamn, you Canadians are so fucking nice!

Somewhere the IOC has a rule against that.

I Can't Stop Capitalizing These Words

Gay is the new Rooney Rule

[whistles innocently]

Those 9-11 Truthers are thugs

I prefer this gif: