Lowest common denominator, goodbye. Why didn't the moron reading off the tele-prompter spot the obvious mistake?

The face of the 2013 Blue Jays.

No it does not. Maybe that's a good thing. Challenge yourself, you may surprise yourself.

Way to break the kids face Fvcks and Friends.

This is long overdue. The thing that makes video games exciting, is that its fantasy. Speed boost and big hits are what made the NHL franchise in the early days. Nice to finally see it coming back after many an awkward release.

I'm so proud to be Canadian right now. Give us some skates, ice and sticks, and we'll make them look stupid.

WHOA! Canada, my home and native land.

Looks like the launch went just fine. I'm sure those people were told to move away from the launch zone.

"Cars. Trucks. Motorcycles. Bicycles. Jet fighters. I saw a jumbo jet in the sky. Can we fly that? Not sure, probably not. These games have limits." Actually SA had all of the above on the olden timey xbox. What's stopping a jumbo-jet flight now?

Guess you haven't been playing any Bethesda games lately?

I find this story a bit misguided. The juxtaposition of ultra-violence over sunshine and lollipops is brilliant art. The melee kill in question is a last resort and the execution is only available after an npc's life is brought down to a low level (Elizabeth reacts in disgust when you act, and musical spike is very…