By now, the only appropriate response would be to light his pants on fire... 

That was only 2 months ago?

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

Keep the jars of pickled eggs and jellied eels dusted. How hard can food safety in the UK be?

The pickup truck market has completely lost it’s mind. Driving my 1999 F-150, I feel like I’m in an MG.

I’m available. I’ll let Aaron call the plays.

Sung to the tune of “The Heat Is On”:

Off-camera, Trump appears to have muttered, “Get me out of here.”

Dementia is common in people over the age of 65, but in Trump’s case, I think drugs and stress may also be factors. Plus, he has the attention span of a toddler. Also, his Depends® were full. 

I don’t get it. Nothing justifies putting hands on a woman. I don’t care what was said. I don’t care what she does for a living. Heck I don’t care if she initiate physical contact. As a man, you just can’t put your hands on a woman. Period. Point blank. End of story. As a man, you walk away. Leave.

I did a double take thinking that said Jameis Winston.

I can’t wait to hear that this video is “not representative of who am I as a person.”

Well, perhaps he became enraged when he saw that hideous hotel carpeting and just kicked out in anger - you know, that kind of context.

He and AP would be quite the 1-2 punch.

Even though he’s now Kareem Cut, Michael Fucking Wilbon probably still gonna harp on about “needing context” on Monday.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

banning 4 people? there goes half the playerbase.

This whole game was just non-stop garbage officiating.

The war against intelligence or even the semblance of intelligence reaches new lows with every new year.

Literally: We make beer for the unwashed masses! You don’t wanna look like a book reader, do you?!