They were struggling financially: 

This scene though!

I’m an old (was an adult during the 80's. This was the very accepted, family-friendly norm to present the sexuality of a young woman on TV. She was a good girl (aka a virgin) being seduced by the dark side. Or she did a bad thing (had sex) and had a very bad outcome (got pregnant). Then she contemplates an abortion…

I just use the door like God intended us to.

A lot of white people can’t identify racism in the world or in themselves, so are we surprised that they can’t spot it in Trump? If there aren’t burning crosses, white hoods or flagrant use of the n-word involved, they just can’t be sure if someone is racist “in their heart.”

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

My new band’s name is “Fancy Asshole.” Replacing “Greg’s Big Leg.” (My husband had a blood clot years ago and one leg is slightly larger than the other from the knee down. Sadly, he doesn’t think this is funny.)

i’m alarmed that they kicked her bustle to the hedgerow.

This is a microcosm of america, right?

Sooooooo...does noone else find the part where Porter is a TWICE-divorced Mormon to be a pretty big clue that something is seriously wrong with him? My understanding is that Mormons don’t divorce, and to divorce twice before the age of forty....seems like a thing.

Please, fellow progressives, I’m begging you: Ignore this. Just ignore it. That is the one thing Trump doesn’t want here.

That being said, she quickly added, “If you’ve already got the flu, I’m gonna pray for you right now ... flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot.”

Anybody who unplugs Trump’s teleprompter tomorrow is my hero.

100% Team Stripper.

Trump was so disappointed not to get the Van Gogh. He’s doing such fantastic work these days. Tremendous young artist. Everyone says so. 

I am bitterly jealous of the amazing trolling that occurred here. All you need is a tacky gold toilet, an outrageous request from POTUS, and the ability to respond to him without laughing so hard that you herniate.

I guess it’s just the Pisces in me.

Megan, you missed the best line in the interview, which is actually from the David Marchese, the interviewer:

That’s exactly what Wanda Sykes did. Mo’Nique should do the same.