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She’s a national treasure

Tom Cotton adamantly denies this story, says it was the Economist.

If you want women doing actual grassroots shit and being feet on the ground, go with black women.

This reminds me of the old joke, “how is Clapton like a cup of coffee?”

Marzipan is giving some serious Blue Steel realness.

Touched by the Traitor Tot!

Can I also just point out that 85 is too damn old to run for anything? Go sit the fuck down somewhere and be grateful in your whiteness, because you should be in jail.

At this point Morgan Freeman’s portrait has a portrait.

APPROACHING PEAK MAGNIFICOSITY

Or better yet, you ditch tampons altogether and use a cup!

It’s great it turned out this way but:

This is gonna get sooooo damn messy & I’m petty AF and not at all ashamed to admit I’m here for the whole damn thing.

i’m getting some mileage out of this today...

A white man could fly a jet into a skyscraper and he’d be “A victim of GPS recalculation.”

It’s important to note there’s a huge difference between service animals and emotional support animals. To be certified as a service animal they have to go through rigorous testing. Emotional support animal certification is a scam and yet these morons claim it’s the same thing. I’m very sorry if a person has

$10 says her FB profile pic is of her kissing that dog in the mouth.

Latest baby blanket is finished!

WOO I made fun magnetic eyeshadow palettes!

I posted back in October about a couch blanket I was working on to replace the one my dog had stolen. I finally got to finish it during my long down time with an illness, and then this happened...

Right- so because I keep losing my burner acct password (bulllllshit!), I’ll prob stay in the grays for this comment BUT.....