I’m at the point where I don’t want him to resign over sexual misconduct. I’m not sure I want him to resign at all. I want his ass nailed to the wall and prosecuted for obstruction and treason.

The crime these children committed was pretty straight foward. Being black.

I just decided not to apply for a job because the last requirement they listed was “some knowledge of Mandarin.” I have none, other that knowing it’s a language that exists and that I do not speak, so I deemed myself unqualified. I can’t imagune being this unqualified for a job this important and pushing through…

“Mary is lying, and we all know it. I saw her just the other day. Lovely woman. Fantastic woman. And she was all happy and special. Did she say anything about being raped? Nope. She acted fine. Plus there were no witnesses! She’s a lovely woman, but she’s very confused.”— Donald Trump

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

I find The Rock’s constant ebullience endearing. This birth announcement is totally in line with that. ❤️

I love The Rock and I needed to hear something positive today. Congrats to them and their cute as hell little girl.

The way white conservative women are protected from every perceived insult, even from other white women, is unreal. Let me know when conservatives apologize for comparing Michelle Obama to a monkey or calling Muslim women diaper heads. Until that happens, Sarah can expect a few jokes at her expense.

This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

And that’s only if you’re white. Anyone of color will have to enter through the service door around back.

This is what I’m saying. I’d be jell as hell if my prettier, younger, able-bodied sister I never really liked snagged a legit prince who never had to worry about becoming King, but you better believe I’d play that long game like Bobby fucking Fischer. That sort of access buys a lot of pillows to scream into, or at…

Steinbeck once said something to the effect of, “Republicans can stay in power because the American poor votes like they are temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

Well to be fair, rich people don’t spend ALL their money on those things, because even after buying all those things in ridiculous quantities, they still have absurd amounts left.

A standardized tattoo would be a really good idea, maybe with some sort of identifier that you could add to help point to whatever record you have filed with the state. Make the design available to tattoo artists and the public, along with a note that it will be considered gospel if you end up at the hospital. No more…

“I desperately wanted to keep the situation from escalating.”

Yes, it feels like some kind of terrible limbo doesn’t it? Like we woke up the day after the election in the upside down or the place where Spock and Kirk have goatees.

his replacement.

Right and not to further politicize it all but I plan to refute this point with the fact that liberals are clearly the only ones holding their constituents accountable. The difference in this respect, is that conservatives are still giving their disgusting leaders passes. Shame on all of them.

YES!! I hope Joe Manganiello has rushed to be by her side upon hearing the news.

Yeah I am weirdly impressed by her. Wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to push her into an active volcano, but impressed nonetheless.