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I’m going to miss Melissa when Spicer inevitably is quired (quit/fired).

I am.

Obligatory.

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

“I wonder what Joe Scarborough thinks?” asked no one ever about anything. Seriously fuck him.

This is not some innate cultural feature; merely sloppy, uneducated poor English; and people who speak poor English typically stay poor.

This is called “deficit mindset” and is about how people make assumptions from the way a person (usually a child) talks and acts that that child is stupid or unable to perform at a high academic level. It’s also prejudicial. Language cues and slang use are in no way related to a person’s intelligence, the same way

You know, I see the point you are (somewhat poorly) trying to make, but that’s not the point of this article. The problem is that too many people see “speaking properly” not as a “human value” but as a solely WHITE value.

Hey! Come on now! She worked very hard to enbiggen her vocabulary with such cromulent words!  

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

Wrong black girl.

DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT, ASSHOLE.

Meanwhile, at today’s meeting on feline health care.

Librarians are not to be fucked with! They will school you!

I saw that video with Maxine Waters and immediately thought of Shade Court. I am delighted by how much your column has influenced my life.

Take note Republicans: This is how the free market works.

Why is this a thing?

The problem with very dumb people is they assume everyone around them is as dumb as they are, if not dumber. The irony of intelligent people who scratched and scraped their whole careers to reach the top of their game now being sent Fox News clips to celebrate easily-debunkable lies...I can only imagine how