Yeah, I noticed that. When you consider Steve Bannon’s (patently, absurdly false) claim that more than two-thirds of tech CEOs are Asian ethnics, it becomes pretty obvious that this Administration despises all sorts of non-whites—but especially the ones who have been most economically successful. What’s…

He was making acid wash jeans.

Has a contingency of black and brown gay men or perhaps some old black ladies from the south gone down under to properly demonstrate the glory of shade?

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

He’s lost in committee.

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

What percentage of the time would his shirt be off?

Some possibilities:

Has Lagerfeld ever said anything nice about anyone, ever?

How can anyone be this stupid? Caitlyn isn’t the only one surprised by this! Other people are too! Why? How could anyone be surprised? It’s lead poisoning, isn’t it? We as a nation are paying the price for it, aren’t we? If you care about LGBT issues (on the side of not hating people for no reason), you vote for the…

My crush on KAJ just multiplied by one million.

Yeah, it’s almost as though there’s just something about them that’s . . . different —

i’m kinda overwhelmed by some negative emotions right now, (how does one know when to drop out of college?) here’s my go to response when dealing with dumb ass external issues (trump and he’s crazy ass) and personal issues, jokes!

Lock him up! Lock him up!

Serious question: does Donald actively seek out terrible people to associate with, or do normal people who associate with him eventually become terrible?

“Upholding the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty may entitle your family to significant financial compensation!”

Taylor Swift shared a new song with Ed Sheeran by loading it—and it alone—onto an iPad and sending it to him in a locked briefcase.