“You should be happy your rapist settled for you. Nobody else wants you.”

Crowley issued the following statement:

Thank you, John Lewis.

Maybe she pulled out because she can’t find something to wear. I hear all the dress shops are completely sold out.

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

I wonder if beating up trees makes her poplar at school. Hey, I’m just ashing questions.

Her bark is worse than her bite.

“Supposedly, Trump is writing his own speech, too!”

Eh..... wake me when they decide to do a 20 episode order of ‘Night Court’.

Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.

I can’t imagine how painful the MTC’s decision to perform at the inauguration was for her. She makes many strong historical and theological points in her facebook post, but I am certain the immediate reaction was one from the gut.

This is the one I put up. It’s her current age, it’s kick-ass General Leia, and it’s just perfection in every way. 

I am not aging well at all and it does kind of hurt to not recognize yourself anymore. Carrie Fisher’s attitude and intelligence about the process has helped me so much. Whenever I see the tired, old lady looking back at me in the mirror, I’ll remind myself of this quote and get the fuck over it.

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

58? 58!! I hope not. [55, generally pleasant, and uncurdled]

LOL! They probably voted for him, anyway.