I have a girl crush on Michelle Obama and I want her to be my friend.

Obama is a good leader and President of Shade forever.

Goddamn Mahershala Ali needs to be in everything; that man is soooo good. I loved him as Stokes on Luke Cage so much.

This:

Chyna, girl, that pasta looks like it came back up for a second viewing.

Kara, I don’t know how to quit you.

Shit, I’d welcome him in for dinner: I’ve broken bread with significantly worse people before. Bush 2 may have had some bad policies (even some that were reprehensible), but I would never argue that his intention was to harm the country. He did think what he was doing was good for the country. Everything I’ve seen…

I mean I loathed Bush 2, but I would shake his hand and treat that dry drunk with a modicum of respect.

I didn’t want Maria to act her humiliation, her rage. I wanted Maria to feel, not to act, the rage and humiliation.

Fuck all of this. Fuck everything. Idris Elba should be every Santa, everywhere.

Them smack them in the head with the bowl and tell them the bruise is a self-inflicted wound and/or hoax by the Chinese.

Sigh. Their gaslighting has become tiresome.

I’m tempted to trust these people because I have it on pretty good authority they are all millionaires who came to their money via an exiled yet benevolent Nigerian prince.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Fun fact: he also used to write and produce for Sister, Sister.

This has been me since November 9.

aren’t we glad we didn’t elect some WOMAN who would be worried about her appearance all the time instead of concentrating on her job?!!!

I’m so happy he cut that shit off.