Hurley [RUNNING]: Dee Plane! Dee Plane, Boss!

Mascots are a different, more badass category. Put a group of pro soccer players against a peewee football team and in five minutes they will all be writhing on the ground in screaming agony trying to draw a yellow card.

Sweet public domain waiting-for-the-conference to start funk!

In the US the crowd would be booing the pros until they let the kids win. Of course in the US the kids probably would win anyway.

This reminds me of the ‘98 protege I got for my kids to drive to school for a few years. That one had 92 BHP IIRC so this would be a power upgrade. The most fun I ever had driving that car was when the power steering belt came off and you had to go-kart it around. 

Option 1: his back is finally working properly.

I don’t begrudge you guys your referrals, but the Fossil watch you link here isn’t that kind of smart watch.

I have done that, too, for my kids’ cars. But I never purchased one with a clean engine compartment and dipped in Armor-all from a dodgy lot.

What’s behind me issa not important

What kind of chariot-mouth-noises would a Turkish kid make when playing with this? Discuss.

I am apparently the only one who remembers pre-computer driving simulators - basically a movie theater with a dozen fake cockpits.

These low-end flips are generally matters of convenience for all involved.

I wish you guys would stop posting Eyes Wide Shut outtakes as news.

The reason this is in the news is that it presents a new and poorly-understood hazard to first responders and bystanders. Sure, gas cars burn, sometimes spectacularly, but generally don’t shoot off electrochemical bomblets in all directions.

“Sponsored collaboration” sounds so much nicer than “paid shill”

First three on this list: bing, bang, boom.

Jesus, you’re her Boss? And here I was just thinking you were just a dick who happened to be on her channel.

Wait, Chewbacca Mom fell out of favor?