I've been playing Alpha Protocol just to be ready with DEUS EX, yeah, I know, but I needed an espionage game that was not set in space to get ready. I'm enjoying it, But DEUS will roxxor my soxxorz, I remember playing the first one when it was out and I was shrieking out of pure joy.

This! totally this.

They're doing it all wrong! They should expand their boobs! That's the way!

the center one and the one to her right. I'll take them thankyou.

What's with the sexy lady? Why?

SAY WHAAAAAT!?

I'd go with:

I'm no programmer but I want to make a Videogame, is there an easy way to do it? An FPS, maybe a Beat em up. Yes, I know, but I figured some people could know something about an easy way... You never now!!!

Going to add you tomorrow morning, I'm having the mood too. Starting it again on a new account with no DLC either.

Ok! this is great news, I want to play Catherine, but my backlog is huge, I'm afraid it's going to be an obscure game after a few months, so do you recommend buying it right now? Or should I wait, mybe till it dropped the price (here in Mexico it's a little expensive, just like a regular game).

That could be any mexican street, I've seen bigger potholes (no pun intended, but Yo Momma jokes are always welcome). But the physics IN he hole are tottally unrealistic, where are the dinosaurs? and everybody knows that's the unique way to China.

What if I have no hands? May I use my mouth? there should be options for the impaired ;)

Marshmallow-Mellow yellow Yowza!

Gonna make my own Justin Bieber SIM, it's going to last 3 minutes and suck unless you get the downloadable rappers and singers to make some duets so I can hide my untalented game.

Aaaaw come on!, You're ranting because you suck and screen-peek all the time. Besides, In real life you're the one with real continues and extra 1UPs. Don't be THAT guy!

Then you will get a comment like this:

Ok... good story!

It's Justin Bieber's fault, there! I said it.

...I did it because "the Bieber" told me.

JA! Mira nomás, la gente que uno se puede encontrar acá, un cuatacho. Claro que si, de hecho he pedido varios juegos por Amazon, sin embargo he tenido la esperanza de hallar Super Mario Bros Wii por algún sitio más barato y evitarme la molestia, pero vaya, es muy dificil que alguien que pagó los casi mil pesos suelte…