Counterpoint: Nothing can make up for that god awful way she speaks.

No no.. Unlike his female counterpart, Daisy isn’t a prince.

So this is how elevators work now...

While this by no means excuses a game having tiny text like this, the Switch has added a Zoom feature in a recent update that might at make some of those words readable for those that are having trouble. 

Haha.....ha.

Haha.....ha.

Hmm, well, I usually start with questions and know what they are looking for before making suggestion.