Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.

Then color me jealous, Mister.

People freak out about trans people in sex-segregated spaces, but as we can see here, there are already plenty of dicks in the women’s locker room.

What made their terrorism “left-wing”?

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

I really love everything about Tig, including what appears to be a cranky side that came out a little bit in this interview. She and Amy seem like they would not ever get along because Tig seems genuine and sincere and Amy is ridiculously sarcastic. They just seem like people who would NOT get along. And I think it’s…

Can’t agree with you on that. It was a racing move. The #29 car held way to the right approaching that turn, just inviting the #4 car to stick his nose in and he did. He arrived at the apex with 1/4 of his car in front. He would have been better off to take away the inside and force the #4 car to pass on the outside…

How nice of ARC to jump from Jim Clark’s Lotus to a relatively modern Dallara chassis...

“Hey, is that a puddle over there?”

A better statement is “Saying Kylo Ren is Emo Feels Obvious”

I’m still old school on the gay thing.

I’m still old school on the gay thing.

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