question for people more experienced with pregnancy than I: can you even detect a pregnancy at 4 weeks? doesn’t this mean her period is, like, 4 days late? I might be with her crazy mom on this one.

Today I am dismissing my lawsuit against Whole Foods Market. The company did nothing wrong. I was wrong to pursue this matter and use the media to perpetuate this story. I want to apologize to Whole Foods and its team members for questioning the company’s commitment to its values, and especially the bakery associate…

damn. part of me really wanted them to still sue him.

also, maybe he realized (or more likely, his lawyers told him) that it’s pretty damn hard to win a defamation case if everything is true

I really, really am wondering why it even came up? If someone offers me a free drink, I usually just say, “No thanks, I’ll take a club soda.” I don’t usually tell people I’m sober, though, because it’s none of their damned business.

He’s a dangerous, dangerous man. Thank God Katie was able to escape from him.

uhhh no, ruby, it’s never okay to throw things at a person. if you were so offended by his jokes (and i’m sober too, i know it’s important, but really there is nothing someone can say that is so horrific about it) you get up and leave. miss me with this BS excuse

The bartender denies it. She also went on a rant about him making anti gay remarks, and according to the restaurant, he’s gay himself. I’m taking RR’s story with a pinch of salt (on my fries). There are stories about her being an asshole before.

I feel like that show would be worse with a larger budget.

Rob’s absolutely a class act.

Hey, Bishop McDevitt H.S.:

She’s going to cherish her memory of being on the show and high school will fade away for her like it does for everyone else.

I mean, I know white people, I have white friends. My white friends are good white people.

What a bunch of thugs. When will the white community address the culture of violence prevalent in their community?

God I miss the Winslows. Why couldn’t we bring that back instead of that spoiled-mayonnaise-sitting-in-the-sun-too-long Full House.

The first clue, to anyone with half a brain, would have been the school saying “NO” to the dumb ass t-shirt.

Wut?