I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

This was a dangerous stunt, because without announcers, how would we know that we were watching the most decent, brave, and wonderful humans the world has produced, playing the most amazing game of all time for only the truest, most heroic of reasons, while the benevolent owners are kind enough to allow us to witness…

10,000 page engineering-and-fire report? Hah, I just watched a 4 minute Youtube video of a kickboxing instructor explaining the whole thing, and I definitely know you’re wrong now.

I like football :-(

You can’t get sued for defamation for reporting what Tig Notaro said.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

*Scans list*

“there are unforseen consequences.

I am so disappointed that each paragraph of this article wasn’t written in the respective font that was being described.

Only half kidding.

Exactly how is what he said racist...? He talks about failed states and poor transitions, combined with a socio-economic issue based on large-family size and easily inferred from said family-size, need. Takes a lot of Euro to feed 7-8 kids, vs 1-2. It isn’t racist at all. Large-family size is a pretty common…

“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”

NOBODY LEAVES CRACK ALL OVER THE FLOOR OF THEIR FUCKING CAR YOU PIECES OF SHIT

I have resigned myself to being shackled to whatever inferior chat products Google continues to trot out until the end of my days, for one simple reason: archived chat logs are searchable in my Gmail client. The bastards have me over a barrel.

What the hell.

I have Asperger’s and poor social skills,

Actually really excited to see this, and hoping that they just completely ditch the whole animus angle of the series. Seems like 9/10 people couldn’t care less about the part of the story.

Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…

An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

Earlier this evening, I was Skyping from Bhutan with my father-in-law, who is a St. Louis resident. I was giving him the usual “Cards suck, Cubs rule” hard time, when I happened to check the standings.

OH MY GOD, MY BREWERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE.

I... I don’t even know how to talk smack. The last time the Brewers were in…

So everyone, answer me this:

Did HANNAH DAVIS decide which photo ended up on the cover? Did she make that call? Or did she just, you know, show up, do her job, and then someone chose that photo?

Did HANNAH DAVIS think "Yeah, I think I'll pull my bathing suit down a little, that is an idea I am having personally" or was…