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I’m lukewarm on the art style, but I do love comedies about monsters & pulp adventures! I dig the notion of Goslyn befriending the revamped Webbigail (armed with Mabel Pines’s grappling hook gun, because this is a show for grieving Gravity Falls fans too). Now can Joe Books resume publishing Darkwing Duck? https://matt

Atlanteans typically ride enormous seahorses, but I guess sharks are easier for audiences to swallow. I’m surprised this wasn’t a key facet of his mythos until the movie. OUTRAGEOUS!

Valerian & Laureline: The City Of A Thousand Planets is not a particularly deep movie, but it’s a very pretty one. Melo the Mül Converter is the most adorable alien, & I want one! https://mattthecatania.word…

Atomic Blonde is the best Black Widow movie that Marvel Studios won’t make! It has a great 1980’s soundtrack, despite the glaring omission of Blondie’s “Atomic” given its current title. https://mattthecatania.word…

Marvel Studios suddenly likes secret retcon superheroes. The eventual
MCU Ms. Marvel can brag about being a fan of Captain Marvel before the
world knew she existed. https://mattthecatania.word…

Latveria praise him! I mentioned how a Doctor Doom film would be better than another Fantastic Four during the Spider-Man: Homecoming podcast review, so I’m taking responsibility for willing this into existence. Cast Mads Mikkelsen or Christoph Waltz as the lead next! https://mattthecatania.word…

The team’s secret weapon is a Jurassic Park dinosaur because Diana is a clever girl. I finally realized Steppenwolf is the villain because Zack Snyder has a special axe collection! https://mattthecatania.word…

Inhumans, the substitute X-Men movie that got kicked to the TV curb as soon as Spider-Man: Homecoming serendipitously
fell onto Marvel Studios’ schedule, still looks inhumanly dull, which
is why I haven’t mustered up the energy to thoroughly mock it. See the
gray concrete walls of Attilan in thrilling IMAX! https://mat

“With Matt Reeves doing it, I would be an ape, never mind Batman.” You heard it here first: The Batman film to adapt JLApe! https://mattthecatania.word…

Hopefully B’wana Beast will be a real character in Legends of Tomorrow not just an Easter Egg. Thanks to their time-breaking shenanigans, Detective Joe West has become the Legends’ adoptive dad while Sara scoffs at his blue dress code. https://pbs.twimg.com/media…

It’s really bittersweet that we had to lose Adam West before they released another episode of Powerless. Damn Monkey’s Paw!

Babs better return as Gentlewoman Ghost! If Gotham lets Erin Richards use her Welsh accent whilst wearing a white tuxedo & wielding ectoplasmic weapons, it will win television. https://mattthecatania.word…

BvS:DoJ’s depiction of Wonder Woman sitting on the sidelines for a century doesn’t even jibe with her personality here, let alone in other media. It ends on a note suggesting that Wonder Woman was willing to fight for humanity even before Doomsday was unleashed. I don’t really want a depressing movie that shows the

Green) Arrow is my favorite TV show about an unqualified millionaire with undisclosed Russian ties who becomes a politician while gaslighting the media! Why must Green Arrow become inept whenever he gives up murder for Lent? This was only an excellent season if you wanted to watch the protagonist
lose constantly to

Does Killer Frost killing Zoom count since he was already a zombie? I was hoping she’d nambiguously murder some folks, but Julian miraculously beat the odds to not be fridged! I’m glad she rejected the cure because she makes better unsupported ice slides than Iceman & dresses with more panache too. Caitlin’s

The most important part of the finale is that Mon-El finally left Earth forever (until he joins the Legion of Super-Heroes in the thirtieth century)! He didn’t exit on a heroic sacrifice aside from giving Supergirl the okay to poison his species away. Mon-El didn’t even claim his responsibility to lead the Daxamite

She's not credited, which is why she didn't show her face or speak.

Apparently a bunch of mute ninjas cost less than one Talia al Ghul.