Tiny little swim briefs for men that afford very little privacy for their dicks. Basically what men in most other countries wear to swim recreationally, and American men only wear to swim competitively. 

Well, the volume of water you want to put into it would weigh over 1100 pounds.

I’m pretty sure that one of the officers who helped murder Mr. Greene is also dead. If I understood correctly, after being told the footage of him and his buddies beating Mr. Greene to death was being released, he drove his squad car into a tree and killed himself. 

I’m pretty sure that one of the officers who helped murder Mr. Greene is also dead. If I understood correctly, after being told the footage of him and his buddies beating Mr. Greene to death was being released, he drove his squad car into a tree and killed himself. 

If the babies had guns they could save themselves.

I can’t support completely silencing straight white men, what with it being immoral and all. Plus, plenty of SWM say interesting and valuable things, and I don’t want to shut them down. However, I could go for a word limit relative to how much the other people in the room have said. Like maybe the SWM can talk about…

This is not an accident. This was obviously a bullshit attempt to convey to their audience that Cox is a “man in a dress”. She’s a woman, and they can fuck right off.

Please don’t abandon the South. Instead can we just relocate all these douchebags to Wyoming?

This. I mean, I get it - wanting to keep faith in the decency of people. But I remember my mother being heartbroken when Romney voted to confirm ACB. I told her he was going to do it, but I guess she forgot that Romney's a shitheel, and always has been.

For a while now I’ve been thinking about women who cover their faces for cultural/religious reasons, and whether it’s substantively different from me masking. Sure, my masks are horror shows - skulls and monster faces and such, but that’s just my style. I’m sure if I wore a veil instead of a mask, I’d find some way to…

Try a brief, shallow nod instead. You probably already do a quick head tip prior to breaking eye contact, at least to other men, without realizing it. It’s a universal gesture that acknowledges the presence of the other person and indicates your respect for their space/place. 

Don’t forget Rush. Cancer did us a solid with that one.

“Mothers who work outside of the home spend as much time on childcare as stay-at-home moms in the ’70s.”

I’m not upset about Smith posting his dad bod and stating his intention to work to a model bod. We all know he has tons of money, and that his ability to make more of it depends on his looks. It’s not like he’s tricking anyone, or saying everyone has the resources to do the same, or that anyone else even has to try.…

Or even better - mix and match state oversight so that the people paid to investigate complaints against police in State A are paid by State B, and give zero fucks about protecting criminality in State A’s law enforcement. Like make Rhode Island oversee Montana, and California oversee Texas, etc.

The funny thing about those conspiracies is that they came from a TV show called Utopia. 

Maybe if we punch Nunes hard enough we can catch Hawley on the rebound. 

At least he didn’t call his opponents fags and then say, “I didn’t mean it like THAT. You know what I meant.”* So I suppose his speech coaching went as well as could be expected for a tech bro.

If you were squirting blood, she hit an artery.

I just want to point out that if Anthony were white, he would fit the profile of a mass shooter. And he would probably still be alive.